#im two seconds away from downloading tinder. its THAT BAD

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“Listen to me child, all giants are the same. They are not to be trusted.”

“But Grandpma, I love him! He’s not like the stories. Not all giants are murderous killers-“

“What? What outdated nonsense do you think I’m on? Of course giants aren’t monsters or killers, that’s a vastly outdated stereotype.”

“But-“

“They’re all bitches though. Never met a giant who didn’t break my heart. They’ll love you, and then leave you, they’re ALL the same. Heartless vampires.”

“Grandpma, you have to get over Papa eventually. It’s been 25 years since the divorce.”

“ALL GIANTS ARE BITCHES.”